Severus135

Sitting idly in the teachers lounge we find Severus Snape and Sirius Black enjoying tea and coffee respectively. Snape: Black, do you know what's happened? Sirius: If it's regarding you, I'm not sure I want to know. O.o Snape: Oh shut up you prat, no, to our darling writer! Sirius: Aren't you like… breaking the whatever barrier by talking about the author? Snape: Probably, but I hot wired your house to have power, do you think I care? *takes a sip of tea and flicks a biscuit at Sirius* Sirius: True, you're just plain evil though. Snape: I'm, uh, pregnant!? I have rights! Evil is in there… somewhere *riffles through pregnancy

Searching all the while In this endless sea of the past Trying to find that one memory That forever shall last Seeing faces pass Like the waves of the sea The scenes of a movie Viewed without a fee Walking alone, this lonely road Watching the laughter ring The smiling faces fade The sadness takes a turn to sing Many memories locked away An endless movie that will grow Memories play without pattern Feeling the emotions as they flow In this endless sea of memory There is missing one spark The flame, the fire The beauty like the song of a lark There is no memory yet Nothing in this past The memory will be born Forever it

 We join our favorite cranky Potions Master and the horrible students in a most unusual place for my stories, THE POTIONS CLASSROOM! Severus: Right, soooo, ummm, today I would like you all to make a basic review of what you learned LAST time you decided to grace my class with your… ummm… lets leave it at presence. Ron: Dude, I’m still so bugged from last night! Snape is just so… ugh with her guise on! Harry: Shut up, shut up… shut up, ewww and shut up. Hermione: *is doodling baby things on her notebook* Draco: *evil smile… flicks dung beetle shells at Harry while Severus isn’t looking* Severus: POTTER!

In, not Grimmauld you sillies they're leaving there, the air, on a broom, and grumpy we find one of our 3 amazingly funny trio.... and the not so amazingly funny trio plus Moody and Tonks flying to Kings Cross Station to get the youngsters on the train before it leave. Moody: Constant vigilance I say, CONSTANT VIBGILANCE! Snape: Moody, I swear, if you scream that ONE MORE TIME I'm coming off this broom after your wrinkly arse! Tonks: Now, now, can we not be a bitter old man for at least a SINGLE broom ride? *tries not to start laughing* (if you remember Tonks knows this….. SECRET) Snape: I'm not bitter and I'm not… DEMENTOR! To

In the old and dusty kitchen at Grimauld Place we join our 3 favorite people, all moping about the beginning of the new term. Black: Man Snape, can't you just stay here and, I dunno, commute? Snape:(in her female form) No, you know I can't, besides I ENJOY the dungeons. Black: You would *gives a sarcastic snort* But who's gonna hang out here? Lupin: Hello? What about the baby.....s? Snape: *glares* I concealing charm, and I WILL be wearing my guise you know. Shhh, I hear a noise. *goes back to snacking on whatever food happens to be in reach* In walks, not Tonks.... OR KINGSLEY... but Moody. Yes, you heard me you crazies, Moody is in th

In the ever fun, and ever murky house at 12 Grimauld Place we join the.... not so much fun trio, Harry, Ron and Hermione, as they walk up the many flights of stairs looking for Sirius and Remus. What they do find instead, is one Professor Snape jogging down the stairs followed by a screaching roar behind him. Snape: Good morning children, do block the raging hippogrifs path for me would you? *continues to jog down the stairs* Harry: The raging WHAT!? Ron: I believe he said a hipporgrif... he couldnt' mean Buckbeak could..... AHHHHHH! For at that moment.... Buckbeak did indeed become visible foulndering down the stairs at an incredible spe

In the Grimauld Place kitchen we find one of our two favorite people enjoying a refreshing.... sandwich. Snape: Why can't this stupid mutt keep anything in this house BESIDES BREAD, PEANUTBUTTER, AND JELLY!? Tonks: I like a good PB&J thank you very much. Snape: O.o' Where..... the bloody hell did you come from!? I mean, come on woman I didn't even hear you comming! Tonks: Thanks, you know, I don't trip over EVERYTHING. Snape: Really, I'd like to see you go a week. Tonks: This, is REALLY beside the point here. Why are you in my cousin's kitchen... eating a sandwich? Snape: Because I was here, and I became hungry WHILE here. Was it necis

We join our.... heros?.... on the top floor of Grimauld Place once more, only minus Black. Snape: *stares at bookcase with self-satisfied grin* I think that looks quite, nice. Black: *places hand suddenly on Snape's shoulder* I think it looks old and dusty, but that's just my oppinion. Snape: *starts and stares at Black's hand* Remove your appendage or lose it. It's supposed to look dusty and dirty, if it didn't, then everyone would know that it's hiding something you idiot. Black: Oh, uhhh, ohhhhh that's where the room is isn't it? Snape: *stares in disbelief* You really do surprise me with how.... unobservant you can be... at best. Doe

In an upstairs room at Grimmauld Place our two favorite people are in another argument. Snape: What would you know about teaching!? You're nothing but a mangy dog! Black: Dog, DOG!? HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR! You look like a dog you greasy git! Snape: O.o What? Black: YOU HEARD ME! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GREASY DOG! Snape: *swings a fist at Black's face* Black: *doges and shoves Snape back into the wall* Little do these two know, but the wall into witch Snape fell was the only thing separating them from one of the big houses many hidden rooms. So Snape fell through the wall. Snape: *stands up and brushes off and completely forgets th

I'm sorry I get so much bottled up inside I can't help but let it out sometimes I see you so happy and free I wish I could be like you, feel like you do I wish that in my life I could be normal I hate being who I am because I make you misserable With my words and my actions I make you wonder if you're good enough You are It's me that's not I don't deserve someone like you Someone who cares, even if they act mean I know you get tired of listening to me Tired of how I cry I'm sorry for that as well I should be stronger for you, I'll be better It's not you that needs to change, it's me I'm the bad person, the one who provokes yo